You can keep it. I don't care about my camera. I do, however, care about the pictures on the camera. I can buy another camera, I cannot replace those pictures. So, whoever decided it would be fun to take advantage of a drunk Navy Chief, in uniform, no less, keep the damn thing. Just get me back my memory card, you piece of shit!
Nevermind you totally proved the very reputation of the ugly American Serviceman, you ripped off a fellow American Serviceperson. I hope you are proud of yourself!